you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
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Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
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That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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