Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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