Only a mothe r could love this liver
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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