he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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