Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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