Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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