She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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