Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
