As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
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i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
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I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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