You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Randomize
