dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
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I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
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Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
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