So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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