i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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