Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
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This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
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His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
the liver wants what the liver wants
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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