You surviving the open bar?
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he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
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I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
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Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
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