Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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