Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
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Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
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I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
third nipple confirmed
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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