i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
I told my mom happy mother's day then rubbed my belly and said "Oh, and happy grandmother's day too..." She started sobbing. You were right, that wasn't the best way to tell her.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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