Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
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Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
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He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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