At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
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So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
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Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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