Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
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I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
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New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
do nipples grow back?
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