I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I skipped work to stalk him.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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