I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
he fucked my hip out of place.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
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