Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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