Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
NoShamevember. You game?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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