I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
