Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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