In the future we'll all be gay
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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