you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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