You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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