on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she pinky promised me she was 18
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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