How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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