She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
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I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
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Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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