i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
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If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
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Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
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