I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
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The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
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His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
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