The maid of honor just puked.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
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flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
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The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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