There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Randomize
