so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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