I just made out with a guy for $7.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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