Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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