I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Randomize