I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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