Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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