No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
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Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
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Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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