Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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