the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
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How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
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Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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