We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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