I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
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