Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
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I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
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You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
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