One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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