We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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