So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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